New Zealand Police: proud users of Comic Sans in letters regarding firearms licenses
I should scan it for you all to see.
John Key looks at fush.
I bet they’re Parana. And he’s plotting to use them to kill members of the Green party. Fucking bastard.
After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”
BAMF lecturer.
Last week, he told us about the time he was interviewed by MI5.
Today, he was smoking a goddamned pipe outside the lecture.
He also told us in no uncertain terms that “Nature is not an ethereal pigeon fancier.”
I like this guy.
I feel so sorry for the first-time American viewers who never got to see the naked mud-wrestling and tongue-kissing scene between John and Sherlock in Hounds of Baskerville.
How could PBS have edited that out? What a shame.
“HEY DAD! HEY DAD!”
“WHAT?”
“How long is this gunna take? We’ve been out for hours and all we’ve caught are 2 large swimming kiwis, 4 medium swimming kiwis, and 3 small swimming kiwis!”
“As long as it has to son. It may be hours, or maybe nek minnit.”
“Huh?”
